Shallow Thought #218 – Spork

#218 – Spork

3 Comments

  • Hannah says:

    Names for not-on-the-cob corn:
    cobless corn
    CORN (in an angry, haughty tone, like “can’t you frickin read my mind??”)
    tiny corn
    corns

  • Hannah says:

    Oh, and decapitated corn

  • Tibbi says:

    Am I shallow that my second thought would have been (if I’d lost my eye that way) would have been “lawsuit”

    Amd I vote for decapitated corn.