Twitter Updates for 2011-05-11

  • I was halfway through a bad joke tweet, but then deleted it. "No, that's too easy. I'll do a weird meta announcement / apology instead." #
  • "Don't ya hate it when your perfectly-aimed angry bird fails because it hits the last bird which hasn't disappeared yet?" #badiphonecomedy #
  • "What is the deal with all these Droid users? I mean, don't they like Kool-Aid?" #badiphonecomedy #
  • Ugh… These back meds are making me feel not quite myself. I'm pretty sure I didn't used to be able to do math and walk in a straight line. #
  • @jchutchins "Yes, Ms. Ellis, we thought we'd skip the part where you become a genius and go straight to the dumb part. Saves time, you see." #

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